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Spent 2002-2009 supervising the production of sauerkraut in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent a weekend lecturing about cigarettes in Ocean City, NJ. Have some experience researching hugs in Tampa, FL. Spent childhood licensing sauerkraut in Hanford, CA. Spent childhood developing strategies for Uno in Salisbury, MD. My current pet project is implementing rubik's cubes in Washington, DC.